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//I used to be Snow White... but I drifted//. -Mae West and Me
Please don't tell me what to {{color text="Think" c="red"}}.
Am I too old to go back to school? {{color text="I think, yes." c="red"}}
But I lie. I am **{{color text="not" c="blue"}}** too** {{color text="old" c="blue"}}** for school. //I am only as old as the men I feel.// I do prefer to get older, which is preferable to the alternative of //not// getting older.

I do other things too: unintentionally, but I do them all the same. I make babies cry, cause men to inexplicably move away from me in social settings, incense women with my distaste for shopping, and have a complete inability to practice the Swedish //[[http://www.communityofsweden.com/stories/show-story/?story=1411 | {{color text="**lagom**" c="green"}}]] .//

I am a firm believer in live and let live, yet please keep in mind

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I defer to humor above all else, and want us all to be able to

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I loved my career in corporate America. I especially loved having an {{color text="expense" c="green"}} account. Spending a company's money on other people while making myself look like a high roller is truly as fun as it sounds. I've been in banking, technical field support, financial sales, management, and Business 2 Business sales. The Cicero Avenue around Midway airport in Chicago is full of excitement at night, and cabbing it to LAX at 6am after a whirlwind, no sleep, 48 hour business trip, eating toothpaste and pondering my first Rave experience are times I'll always treasure. I've gained friends in nearly every state of the country, and even though they regularly change their addresses, I usually find them again. Meeting the [[http://http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/09/26/2426540/bruce-golding-stepping-aside-as.html | Prime Minister of Jamaica]] during a week at the [[http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Properties/RoseHallJamaica/Default.htm | Ritz ]] in Montego Bay was amazing. Perhaps //meeting// isn't the most accurate word. I //met// his bodyguards as I tried to enter his suite which happened to be right next to mine. These times of great fun pale in comparison to the vacations I've taken with my daughter, Megan, and our constant challenge to avoid the papparazzi.

My proudest life accomplishment to date has been raising my daughter. She is a beautiful, talented young woman who now pays out the nose for the therapy to repair all the damage I caused raising her.
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