onejoke: If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

onejoke: Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.

jayleno According to the New York Times, 1 in 5 adults belong to a gym. The other 4 out of 5 adults are the size of 4 or 5 adults. #LenoMono

JayLenoJokes: A Price is Right model suffered a miscarriage from verbal abuse on set. See this? In other news, Tiger Woods asked for her number

thejokeoftheday: a 12-year-old boy walks by a catholic priest and rabbi. the priest whispers, "let's screw that boy." the rabbi replies, "out of what?"

jokestweet: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? #joke

jokestweet: Everybody repeat after me... We are all individuals. #joke

thejokeoftheday: My father had a nightmare so bad he chewed his pillow to bits. I asked, "How do you feel?" He replied, "A little down in the mouth."

thejokeoftheday: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was in a car wreck last week? Yeah, some dick cut her off.

onejoke: Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

thejokeoftheday: What kind of sex do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape

onejoke: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry

thejokeoftheday: Cop: You need a permit to fish here. Fisherman: That's OK. I'm doing fine with a worm.

onejoke: The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

thejokeoftheday: A cop stopped a lady driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Didn't you see the arrows? Lady: Arrows? I didn't even see the Indian

thejokeoftheday: Judge: Why did you park there? Driver: Well, there was a sign that read FINE FOR PARKING.

onejoke: The optimist says the glass is half full The pessimist says its half empty The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be

thejokeoftheday: Sign in a Volkswagen factory: THINK BIG - and you're fired.

jokestweet: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. #joke

thejokeoftheday: I know an Arab who was so fat - HOW FAT WAS HE? - his camel had its hump underneath.

jokestweet: It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. - George Lindsey #joke

thejokeoftheday: Dad: Billy, you're a pig. Do you know what a pig is? Billy: Yes, Dad. It's a hog's son.

jokestweet: Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. #joke

thejokeoftheday: Boss: You're late again this morning. Intern: I overslept. Boss: You sleep at home, too?

jokestweet: When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. #joke

thejokeoftheday: Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Student: Because they had so many (k)nights.


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